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Dec 12, 2023

This week Matt breaks down his night out to see a Star Wars burlesque show! Topics include:

  • Clever drinks and tight quarters
  • Lando makes a great emcee
  • Make it rain, R2!
  • Umm, is this canon?
  • Palps steals the show

In our Question of the Week, we share your picks for sexiest Star Wars character. In news, we go over the possibly lighter 2024 schedule of shows on Disney+ and talk about the latest Rey movie rumors. We answer all of your Maul Bag questions, play your FACPA Answering Machine messages and more!

Episode Time Stamps:

  • 02:10 - Question of the Week - Sexy Star Wars Characters
  • 13:36 - A Light 2024 Slate of Shows?
  • 18:55 - Premature Reyjaculation
  • 20:42 - The Empire Strips Back (Matt's Burlesque Show Review)
  • 45:07 - Maul Bag
  • 52:00 - FACPA Answering Machine

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